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this may be the best thing ever ;P
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this may be the best thing ever ;P
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Heather: I’m nothing like my character. Real Smart. Real Smart.
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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you.” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
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David Bowie - Fashion
We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town
Beep beep!
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A nice little romantic playlist… some of them are a bit obvious but very, very, neccesary.
1. Your Song by Elton John
2. The Way you Look Tonight as performed by Fred Astaire
3. My Funny Valentine as performed by Chet Baker
4. Maybe I’m Amazed by Paul McCartney and Wings
5. Wild Horses by the Rolling Stones
6. All You Need is Love by the Beatles
7. Wouldn’t it Be Nice by the Beach Boys
8. Sunday Kind of Love by Etta James
9. First Day of My Life by Bright Eyes
10. Tonight You Belong to Me as performed by Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters